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guess I gave someone my vent server infos recently

cabeza de la mierda
hmm no clue

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I think i was working on something for cod 4..

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i was putting up MT banners

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Ah the header for the email import at work

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

joke....

doe > dota !@!

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ahh job search!

I am emailing in reference to the post you put on CL, I am very good at all the products you listed with the exception of flash.  Please review my resume that I have attached and my online portfolio is at http://www.babyjai.com/portfolio.html

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this was the last thing i copied and posted.


The full winners list, after the jump!!
Best dance recording – Lady Gaga
Best electronic/dance album – Lady Gaga – “The Fame”
Best female country vocal performance – Taylor Swift – “White Horse”
Best male country vocal performance – Keith Urban – “Sweet Thing”
Best country performance by a duo/group with vocals – Lady Antebellum – “I Run To You”
Best country collaboration with vocals – Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis – “I Told You So”
Best country song – Taylor Swift – “White Horse”
Best bluegrass album – Steve Martin “The Crow/New Songs For The Five-String Banjo”
Best children’s music album – Ziggy Marley – “Family Time”
Best spoken word album – Michael J. Fox – “Always Looking Up”
Best musical show album – West Side Story
Best compilation soundtrack album – Slumdog Millionaire
Best song written for motion picture, television or other visual media – Slumdog Millionare – “Jai Ho”
Best remixed recording, non-classical – David Guetta featuring Kelly Rowland – “When Love Takes Over”
Best male pop vocal performance – Jason Mraz – “Make It Mine”
Best pop performance by a duo or group with vocals – Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
Best pop collaboration with vocals – Jason Mraz & Colbie Callait – “Lucky”
Best pop instrumental album – Booker T. Jones – “Potato Hole”
Best pop vocal album – The Black Eyed Peas – The E.N.D.
Best traditional pop vocal album – Michael Buble – “Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden”
Best rock solo performance – Bruce Springsteen – “Working On A Dream”
Best rock performance by a duo/group w/vocals – Kings Of Leon – “Use Somebody”
Best hard rock performance – AC/DC – “War Machine”
Best metal performance – Judas Priest – “Dissident Aggressor”
Best rock instrumental performance – Jeff Beck – “A Day In The Life”
Best rock song – Kings Of Leon – “Use Somebody”
Best alternative music album – Phoenix – “Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix”
Best female R&B vocal performance – Beyonce – “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
Best male R&B vocal performance – Maxwell – “Pretty Wings”
Best R&B performance by a duo/group with vocals – Jamie Foxx & T-Pain – “Blame It”
Best traditional R&B vocal performance – Beyonce – “At Last”
Best urban/alternative performance – India.Arie & Dobet Gnahore – “Pearls”
Best R&B song – Beyonce – “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
Best R&B album – Maxwell – “BLACKsummer’snight”
Best contemporary R&B album – Beyonce – “I Am…Sasha Fierce”
Best rap solo performance – Jay-Z – “D.O.A.”
Best rap performance by a duo/group – Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent – “Crack A Bottle”
Best rap song – Rihanna, Jay-Z & Kanye West – “Run This Town”
Best rap album – Eminem – “Relapse”
Best short form music video – The Black Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow”
Best long form music video – Various Artists – “The Beatles Love – All Together Now”
Song of the year – Beyonce – “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
Best country album – Taylor Swift – “Fearless”
Best new artist – Zac Brown Band
Best comedy album – Stephen Colbert – “The Greatest Gift Of All!”
Record of the year – Kings Of Leon – “Use Somebody”
Best rock album – Green Day – “21st Century Breakdown”
Best rap/sung collaboration – Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West – “Run This Town”
Best female vocal performance – Beyonce – “Halo”
Album of the year – Taylor Swift – “Fearless”

o me and margie are thinking of renting out the beach for a week and having our wedding there