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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.
Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.
Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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